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Vincenzo Spitali's 'Splice'

This looks crazy!!! From the director of "Cube" comes this sci-fi mind-bender.

Elsa and Clive, two young rebellious scientists, defy legal and ethical boundaries and forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism. Named "Dren", the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators - only to have that bond turn deadly.

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Jack Splash is back!!!

He never really left. The man behind plantlife, the unarguable genesis of the falsetto soul funk revival popularized by pharell, Snoop, Cee-lo and other pop stars is finally puttin' it down for his again. I for one couldn't be happier. Jack Splash has been the quiet superstar behind a ton of tracks in pop music over the last couple years. He's now back to doin his own thing with the "technology and love might save us all" full length coming this spring on J Records. He is notoriously bad at keeping up to date on the internet (I don't think plantlife ever had a myspace or a website lol). But this guys music is undeniably the future and unrepentantly iconoclastic. Equal parts funk and electronics, sweaty soul and cool computer. "King Of the Beats Vol. 1" is the first taste to get the world ready for the album. It drops this week and if you have any funk in your soul you'll pick it up.
Download: Jack Splash "38 Special" ft Cee-Lo

DJ Lazy's 60 favorite songs of 2009

yeah I'm sure I've forgotten some or neglected others or whatever but hey, it's a list, whattaya want outta me?! :-P
I tried to keep it down to one artist, one song. Otherwise I mighta added a few more B.C. tracks from his debut solo EP "Time Pieces." The same can be said for Lady Sovereign, Pantyraid, ellie goulding, la roux, Awol One & Factor, Blue Scholars etc. That leads me to my next task which will be a listing of my favorite albums of '09, hopefully coming soon. This was also a big dubstep year for me. So there are some producer repeats in here. I didn't include a few pervasive pop songs. Not because I didn't enjoy them (lady gaga) but just because they are already so ubiquitous that they don't need my little list for some kinda affirmation. Once again my decisions are subjective and arbitrary...sue me :-)
Oh yeah, just to be clear, this listing is in no particular order but very probably the top of the list is ranked higher than the bottom. Then again some got added in late that I remembered and I probably would rank them higher than some above them. The La Roux track is my fave of '09 though...

yep, I shoulda included the dubstep "sleep with one eye open" Bring Me The Horizon track but I forgot it...

1.la roux in for the kill skream remix
2.ellie goulding starry eyed jakwob remix
3.notorious b.i.g. Party & bullshit ratatat remix
4.b.c. This is not a song b. Rich dubstep remix
5.the grouch the bay to l.a. Ft murs
6.major lazer hold the line lehtmojoe remix
7.rick ross the usual suspects
8.jay-z brooklyn go hard
9.wale chillin ft lady gaga
10.asher roth I love college
11.crookers & kid cudi embrace the martian
12.Fever Ray Triangle Walks (Tiga’s 1-2-3-4 remix)
13.florence and the machine Youve Got The Love (Pitron & Sanna Mix)
14.lily allen fuck you dr. rosen rosen rmx
15.bambu quit
16.slaughterhouse microphone
17.erik hassle hurtful george lenton remix
18.new boyz you're a jerk
19.dizzee rascal bonkers doorly remix
20.the bloody beetroots awesome ft the cool kids
21.pacific division mayor
22.blue scholars hi-808
23.big grip she like my tattoos
24.bike for three lazarus phenomenon
25.cage look at what you did
26.cookbook lost boys (still believe) FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD
27.del the funky homosapien & tame one the franchise
28.tides of man not my love
29.awol one & factor waste the wine ft tash
30.scripts 'n screwz the new noise
31.tash new bikini
32.keri hilson knock you down
33.rye rye bang ft m.i.a.
34.zion i djdj
35.count and sinden hardcore girls ft rye rye
36.pantyraid crunkalicious
37.why? The vowels pt. 2 (amplive remix)
38.N.A.S.A. Samba soul ft del
39.Afro Classics Boom In It
40.kraddy android porn
41.ben samples blakka
42.twizzle skydiving (green money remix)
43.tigersapien god knows
44.3oh!3 don't trust me
45.the streets blinded by the lights (nero remix)
46.shwayze buzzin ft wale dj skeet skeet remix
47.shakira she wolf ft t-pain remix
48.prophit doin my thang
49.murs madhouse chase & status
50.mr hudson everything is broken ft kid cudi
51.lady sovereign pennies (kill the noise remix)
52.kid sister get fresh
53.jay-z venus vs mars
54.black sabbath iron man an ten nae remix
55.funkghost the way I rock my clothes
56.erik hassle & ellie goulding be mine (robyn cover)
57.don diablo & example hooligans doorly dubstep remix
58.dragonette fixin to thrill villains remix 2
59.amanda blank might like you better rusko remix
60.DJ0.0000001 we all fall down

kool kieth - jerk yo thang!!!! video

freestyle fellowship reunion!!!! video

Jupiter is free and the full Fellowship shop reunited at the Project Blowed 15th Anniversary show.

top 100 most played on hip hop flavors 2009

top 100 most played on hip hop flavors 2009

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Not really sure that this is absolutely accurate as I missed doing a few playlists this year but it is pretty close. BC, Blue Scholars, Pantyraid and anything affiliated with the glitch mob were among the most played artists.

starting with #1 and going down...

schwayze,"buzzin' ft wale (dj skeet skeet remix)"

dynasty,"femcee prod by jinx"

Xrabit + Dmg$,"follow the leader"

new boyz,"crickets ft tyga"

Lady Sovereign,"I got You Dancing"

B.C.,"this is not a song (b. rich dubstep remix)"

one be lo,"the pigs ft mike posner"

Kid Cudi,"day n night lunice remix"

evil nine,"all the cash ft el-p glitch mob remix"

swollen members,"warrior"

sha stimuli,"follow the leader"

Cassie,"official girl (CFCF remix)"

B.C.,"the last"

D.P.,"hollow"

Chromeo,"night by night (skream remix)"

B.C.,"fusion (bomarr remix)"

Jay-Z,"venus vs. mars"

slaughterhouse,"microphone"

superstar quamallah,"do win dis"

cormega,"make it clear"

Solillaquists of Sound,"Marvel"

Caspa,"the takeover ft MC dynamite"

The Grouch & Eligh,"say g & e"

pantyraid,"enter the machine"

soulstice,"strange kinda love"

erick sermon,"cool"

NOTORIOUS B.I.G.,"party and bullsh&t (ratatatat remix)”

saigon,"gotta believe it"

boycott blues,"da math ft consequence and insight"

B.C.,"pop world thavius beck remix"

Blue Scholars,"coo?"

funkghost,"the way I rock my clothes"

pantyraid,"upset"

kovas,"wax on wax off"

N.A.S.A.,"Gifted"

ghostface,"not ur average girl"

Jay-Z,"brooklyn go hard ft santogold”

N.A.S.A.,"Samba Soul"

intercontinental ballistic lazer,"blakka"

zion i,"juicy juice"

Kali,"Cali Kali"

Joell Ortiz,"move on ft joe buddens"

zion i,"one (santogold starstruck remix)"

Twista,"wetter"

Jern Eye,"blowin' up ft roc c and nightclubber lang"

Mochipet,"turbo thizz petnation"

B.C.,"dreamspace mochipet remix"

kam moye,"blue skies"

styles p,"Blow My Mind feat Swizz Beatz"

del the funky homosapien & tame one,"the franchise"

LAWS,"writer ft mason caine"

Mochipet,"V-necks mattb remix"

big grip,"she like my tattoos"

KRS-One & Buckshot,"the way I live ft mary j. blige"

Blue Scholars,"bananas"

Kid Sister,"family reunion dem slackers rmx"

wax tailor,"Until Heaven Stops The Rain (Featuring Mattic)"

slaughterhouse,"the one"

Rapper Big Pooh,"The Comeback"

Black Milk,"bounce"

awol one & factor,"celebrate"

the rza,"you already know ft kool g rap"

afro classics,"boom in it"

M.O.P.,"blow the horns ft busta rhymes"

kanye west,"love lockdown (reckoner mash up)"

GLC,"flight school ft T-Pain, kanye west"

intercontinental ballistic lazer,"underscore"

lord finesse,"keep the crowd listenin'"

kotchy and shunda k,"we feelin each other"

the grouch,"The Bay To L.A. feat Murs"

Rita J,"body rock"

The Bloody Beetroots,"awesome ft the cool kids"

erik hassle,"hurtfult (george lenton dubstep remix)"

Gift Of Gab,"Dreamin' (Featuring Del The Funky Homosapien & Brother Ali)"

major lazer,"hold the line lehtmojoe remix"

Antipop Consortium,"superunfrontable"

Skillz,"inside a change"

Cage,"look at what you did"

zion i,"DJ DJ"

pacific division,"mayor"

Wale,"chillin' ft lady gaga"

The Cool Kids,"if it rocks, let it knock"

Dr. Dre feat Snoop Dogg,"the next episode (kraddy remix)"

Rita J,"surrender remix ft rashid hadee"

cappadonna,"somebody's got to go"

Thunderheist,"jerk it (megasoid remix)"

Antipop Consortium,"reflections"

Solillaquists of Sound,"Dolla Dolla"

myka9,"chopper feat busdriver"

MF Grimm,"head in the clouds"

new boyz,"you're a jerk"

magic heart genies,"Use Your Head"

dr. dre,"let me ride"

Bat For Lashes,"pearl's dream (skream remix)"

boac and dnae beats,"I need money”

Dudley Perkins,"fonky soul"

Deadmau5,"ghosts n' stuff nero remix”

grey matter,"the problem"

camp lo,"summer love"

kidz in the hall,"drivin down the block feat EL-P (EL-P rmx)"

THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE: RECORDED ATTACKS by Max Brooks

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THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE: RECORDED ATTACKS
by Max Brooks
They have attacked Roman armies. The French Foreign Legion. Even prehistoric man. The undead have been a threat to humankind for millennia, and the living must always fight to survive.
They're coming. And they're hungry.


THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE: RECORDED ATTACKS
by Max Brooks
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They're coming. And they're hungry.


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Skate Park Of Tampa 17th Anniversary Weekend Dec 3-6

Hard to believe that the SPoT is 17 years old!!! The boys have put together a tremendous weekend that is gonna include the usual cavalcade of pro skaters, models and troublemakers. This year the featured artist is Del The Funky Homosapien!!!! He will be playing a show with special guests El Ten Eleven and B.C. on Dec 4th at Czar in Ybor City. The show flyer is by neckface by the way...

B.C. Drops "Time Pieces pt 1 Time Capsule" EP Oct. 13

Combining complex metaphor, time travel, scintillating lyrical gymnastics, anime, radical politics and an apocryphal-dystopian comic book aesthetic, Red Tide member and Florida MC, BC, The Black Child, delivers his solo debut, the first of a three part conceptual album, "Time Pieces."
"Time Pieces" is a temporal travelogue, a sonic cultural history, and a riveting manifesto about Pop World, told by a dark messenger from the future, stranded in time, and compelled to deliver a grim warning about what is coming. From the fetid gutters of the ruined surface to the gleaming hover cars of the elite class, nothing has escaped the singular vision of the chrono-archeologist. But can his frantic, coded messages be delivered and translated in time? Like a stone skipping across the pond of history each warning ripples out, sometimes scrambled, often difficult to decipher. A harbinger, without a home, out of time, can his message be heard...

The concept for "Time Pieces" has been incubating in the rhyme book of BC for some time now. Its first chapter, "Time Capsule" finally came to fruition this year (2009) in a time when it couldn't be more relevant. "Time Capsule" serves as the skeleton for BC's imaginary Pop World which will be fleshed out in chapters 2 and 3, "The Surface" and "The Sky." The production on "Time Capsule" was mainly done by a cast of collaborators from BC's home town of Tampa, Florida. Mudd Buddha, Vincent Saletto, and Red Tide member Lazy all contributed to the tracks that give the EP its otherworldly sound. Lyrically the EP features strong cameos by former Florida MC Surreal (Surreal and the Sound Providers) and Red Tide founding member, Skoolz; however, its most outstanding feature is on the song "Ode to Gil Scott-Heron" on which poet/MC Saul Williams delivers a powerful second verse. Other outstanding tracks include "This is Not a Song," with its fast paced delivery combined with social commentary, and "Pop World" the eerie vision of BC's future planet. "Time Pieces” Pt. 1 “Time Capsule" releases on Peripheral Records, October 13, 2009. It will be available digitally through Domination Records, CD Baby, ITunes, Amazon, and most other digital outlets. CDs will be available through www.thepopworld.com.
Stay tuned for remixes from: B.Rich, Thavius Beck, Mum's the Word, Mochipet, Aetoms, Bomarr, Matt B, & Soultech

Download: "This Is Not A Song"

Coheed & Cambria "Feathers" Glitch Mob Remix

Two great tastes that taste great together!!!!

Download: Feathers (Glitch Mob Remix)

casxio "Boiling Point" Video

L.A. based funk band Casxio is so fresh it's like 4am bread at the cuban bakery!! This is the new video from the FINALLY slated for release EP "Seventeen." I've been workin their tracks in wherever I could on the radio for a couple years ever since they reached out to me with an unsolicited e-mail and accompanying mp3. For fans of Plant Life, Funk, Gnarls Barkley, Cee Lo, and falsetto style Pharrell tracks etc.

CASXIO - BOILING POINT

Camp Lo "Another Heist"

Here’s the title track off Camp Lo’s new Ski-produced album.

Camp Lo is back, and they are bringing their longtime collaborator Ski with them on “Another Heist.” Known for producing Camp Lo’s classic “Uptown Saturday Night,” Ski returns to produce “Another Heist” in it’s entirety, mimicking the formula used on 2007’s acclaimed “Black Hollywood.” Filled with the soulful, 70’s inspired beats Camp Lo and Ski are loved for, “Another Heist” hits stores October 20th!!

Camp Lo feat. Ski - Another Heist (Produced by Ski)

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Dirt Nasty - 1980 Video

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Dirt Nasty - "1980" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.

Jupiter One Releases "Sunshower" September 15th

Jupiter One ...sounds like a hip hop name doesn't it? Nope! It's an indie rock band from NYC that I really like so here ya go. They've got a new album out called "Sunshower" and the first single is "Volcano." Check 'em out. The album drops September 15th and they're on tour with Regina Spektor right now.

Download: "Volcano"

Scratch Perverts Next Level Video

Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.

Props to DJ Fader for pointing this video out to me.

Dynasty "Femcee"

The Female MC You've Been Waiting For Has Finally Arrived
Introducing:

DYNASTY

With Her New Single
"Femcee"

My man DJ Sandman of Recorpushers Ent. and 95.7 the Beat, hit me up with this new track from Tampa "Femcee" Dynasty. Handle with care and use extreme caution, contents are dangerously dope! Dynasty is already getting early love and support from the legendary DJ PREMIER on Hip Hop Nation / Sirius Ch. 40.

Download: "Femcee" Produced by Jinx
For More Info / Drops / Bookings
bookdynasty@gmail.com
and check her out over at Tampahiphop.com

this is Awesome!!!

The Coup "Ride The Fence" Video